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Updated: Oct 02, 2012 10:12 AM EDT

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"Fifty Shades of Chicken" by F.L. Fowler (Photo : Barnes & Nobles)

For you women who have a Christian Grey at home, why not learn how to cook for him kinky style?

Anastasia Steele, Christian's innocent, virginal girlfriend, cooks for her BDSM-crazed billionaire a few times throughout the "Fifty Shades of Grey" novels.

"Fifty Shade of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook" has some great recipes for chicken, and also some naughty ways to cook it.

Written by F.L. Fowler, the parody was published by Crown Publishing Group and will release on Nov. 13.

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The 160-page book is described:

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
 
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
 
"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook," he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. "I want to prepare you, very much." This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. "I will control everything that happens here," he says. "You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient." I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something-what? Something delicious.
 
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts-"The Novice Bird" (easy recipes for roasters), "Falling to Pieces" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and "Advanced Techniques" (the climax of cooking)-Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Here's an excerpt:

"Oh, chicken, did you just cluck at me?"
   Crap.
   "No," I squawk hoarsely.
   "I believe you did. Yes, you did. You remember what I said I'd do to you if you clucked?"
   Aw, jeez. "Yes." I pause before I add, "Yes, Chef."
   "My word is my bond," he crows. "I'm going to spank you. And then I will cook you, very hot and hard."
   I know what his hard cooking is like.
   "I'm not sure I can take any more quite yet," I whine.
   "Stamina, Miss Hen," he says brightly.
   My inner goddess has donned a tiny cheerleader's uniform and starts to chant.

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The book contains recipes such as Extra-Virgin Chicken, Hot-Rubbed Hen, Crimson Chicken Breats, Pounded Tenderloin, and You Dirty Bird.

So if you're looking to spice up the kitchen instead of the bedroom, you might want to read this parody.

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